Pull My Frank

Francis Arthur Norton IV

"A lifetime of global observation grounded locally in the colloquialisms of central North Carolina"

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The Church Sign Wars of Route 64

The Church Sign Wars of Route 64

First Baptist started it with a pun about heaven. The Methodists answered within the week. By August it was theology by roadside marquee, and the whole county slowed down to read.

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Miss Odessa's Nine-Layer Rumor

A rumor in this county is like Miss Odessa's famous cake: it arrives in layers, and by the time you reach the bottom you have forgotten what the top was about.

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